McConaugHipsum

All you gotta do is tell 'em that SOOORAD@AOL.COM sent you. And the kicker is he always wore sandals. Sorry, lady, but I prefer to die with my boots on. Come and scrape it off the garbage cans. Hospital, not the morgue.

This life's a rodeo and I'm gonna suck the nectar and rawdog it till the wheels come off. Unlike the salt and pepper, it's not on the table. We're the townsfolk. You must be The King. A little tequila, sunshine and tacos never hurt anybody.