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McConaugHipsum

Matthew, just doin his thang

A little to the left. I like quips. The con can wig some people out. This life's a rodeo and I'm gonna suck the nectar and rawdog it till the wheels come off. Hack-em's Razor.


Oh Jesus, you killed a hooker! Sorry, lady, but I prefer to die with my boots on. Long walks in the countryside, raising some cubs. I've earned it. Unlike the salt and pepper, it's not on the table. A little to the left.